s-t defect (tino ang dapat titihin?!)

tino ang dapat titihin?!
(sino ang dapat sisihin?!)
by: titilio tutuman
(by: Cicilio Susuman)


tino ang dapat titihin?
(sino ang dapat sisihin?)
limot... limot. tige na pahingi ng limot.
(limos.. limos. sige na pahingi ng limos)
bibili kati ako ng torbetet.
(bibili kasi ako ng sorbetes)
matarap tiptipin ang torbetet.
(masarap sipsipin ang sorbetes)
dahil ito ay tunay na malata at matarap.
(dahil ito ay tunay na malasa at masarap)
buti na lang may itang babae
(buti na lang may isang babae)
ta akin nagbigay ng tampung pito
(sa akin nagbigay ng sampung piso)
wala pa raw tiyang atawa
(wala pa raw siyang asawa)
ibig tabihin, tiya ay tingle.
(ibig sabihin, siya ay single)

ang taya taya ko dahil
(ang saya saya ko dahil)
mahilig ako ta tingle.
(mahilig ako sa single.)
kung ako magaatawa ang
(kung ako magaasawa ang)
gutto ko ay tingle!
(gusto ko ay single)
ang kato, biglang dumating
(ang kaso, biglang dumating)
ang bading nyang katama.
(ang bading nyang kasama)
inaway ako at tinuntok ta note.
(inaway ako at sinuntok sa nose.)
ang takit takit ng
(ang sakit sakit ng)
aking note.
(aking nose)
kaya tabi ko ta kanya, lagot ka
(kaya sabi ko sa kanya, lagot ka)
ta akin, itutumbong kita!
(sa akin, isusumbong kita!)

ang tabi nya ta akin
(ang sabi nya sa akin)
puro ka tumbong puro ka tumbong
(puro ka sumbong puro ka sumbong)
wala ka alam gawin
(wala ka alam gawin)
kundi tumbong..
(kundi sumbong)
kaya ang ginawa ko
(kaya ang ginawa ko)
tinigawan ko rin tiya.
(sinigawan ko rin siya)
ang tabi ko, wag mo akong
(ang sabi ko, wag mo akong)
titihin dahil kilala kita.
(sisihim dahil kilala kita)
wala ka rin alam kundi
(wala ka rin alam kundi)
maniti ng maniti
(manisi ng manisi)
puro ka titi, puro ka titi
(puro ka sisi, puro ka sisi)
puro ka titi.
(puro ka sisi.)

ang mabuti pa kayo
(ang mabuti pa kayo)
na ang magtabi
(na ang magsabi)
kung tino ta aming dalawa
(kung sino sa aming dalawa)
ang dapat itumbong at titihin.
(ang dapat isumbong at sisihin)


Talamat po.
(Salamat po.)



performed by Bitoy in Bubble Gang

the corrupt - gloria pa ha...

ok na sana yung PMO kanina eh...
smooth-flowing naman ang processes kahit brownout pa sa college...
maayos naman ang registration...
maayos naman nakapunta sa relocation site (este sa new venue, na-relocate kasi brownout nga)..
sa PSLH-B dapat, eh brownout nga, sa MBLH pinapunta yung students and coaches, may generator kasi dun..

nakakainis lang talaga yung ilang mga pangyayari kanina..
isang school lang yung involved sa mga pangyayari...

buti na lang hindi ko saulo yung name nung school kundi nakapag-namedrop pa ako..

basta may "gloria ______ national high" yata... basta gloria nga yun!

now, here's whate happened...

after this school has registered, the coach asked for another copy of the provisionary receipt for he will use and present it to their municipal hall (that's what he said)

we told him that he should wait because we don't know if there will be an extra copy of the provisionary receipt, he agreed though...

now the exam started, then he came back to as for the provisionary receipt, but he added something to his statement:

"WAG NYO NA LANG LAGYAN NG AMOUNT PAID YUNG RESIBO, PUMAYAG NAMAN YUNG COORDINATOR"

then the resgistration assistant in charge of the receipts and money didn't believe him, (she felt,and believed that the coaches intention is not good)

so she went to the regional coordinator to ask, but the regional coordinator only said

"WE WOULD GIVE YOU ANOTHER COPY OF THE PROVISIONARY RECEIPT WITH THE PAID AMOUNT WRITTEN"

then they(RA, COACH) went out to arrange the triplicate copy, then the coach still insisted,

"WAG MO NANG LAGYAN"

the RA said, in sarcastic way

"AYAN SIR, FOUR HUNDRED PESOS only!" then she gave the receipt..

oh what a corrupt person! grrrrrrrrr...

___

another event, the CERTIFICATE OF APPEARANCE

the same person from the same school (gloria)

Coach: "PAKI GAWAN MO NAMAN YUNG PRINCIPAL NAMIN"

RA(assigned in COA): "NASAN PO YUNG PRINCIPAL???"

C: "AY WALA PO"

RA:"HINDI PO PWEDE KUNG WALA SILA"
(in her mind, and obviously, "cert of APPEARANCE nga eh!")

may isa pang hinirit na tao eh... pero di pa rin nakalusot!

grabe talaga!!!

nakakainis talaga sya!!!

the horrendous take home exam and the aftermath

yeah

you read it right

we just had a horrendous take home exam in our GradSchool subject *math213*

and i really do believe that take home exam is NOT a good idea

it's really hard...

waaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

mabait lang talaga akong mag-patakehome exam kung meron ako sa klase ko...

pero waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ang hirap talaga nung take home ni ma'am...

almost all of us, walang sagot dun sa isang number, may ilan sa kaklase namin may sagot, pero hindi daw sila sure at hindi kampante sa sagot, yun tipong *baka tumama -slight imbento* proofs (daw)

haha

and oh! we were just given 24 hours to finish the exam

waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

hindi masyadong kinaya ng powers ng mga utak namin pati nung mga magagaling talaga sa amin.... (nag-overnyt pa kami sa isang house ha)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

pati powers ng internet hindi rin tumalab (wahahaha...)

may isa palang naitulong, nakakuha kami ng hint...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


goodluck sa amin! goodluck sa akin!!!!!!!!!!


AFTER ng submission ng exam,

we had a GREAT LUNCH, sagot ni Sir Charles at Sir Herbert yung food and drinks, si Ma'am Jane naman sa dessert na cake (mocha roll)

ang orders namin ay puro combo

busog talaga...

about sa treats, may usapan kasi kaming magkakasama sa GS sa Math, kapag nagtop sa klase (say exam, exercises [sa math o cognate course pa, basta top] ) manlilibre/magpapakain..

buti na lang hindi pa ako nagtop! haha

hindi tuloy ako malalagasan ng pera! (10 tao yata kaming may usapan)


hehehe...

WHAT A DAY!!!


tomorrow PMO naman!

Philippine Mathematical Olympiad... tuloy kahit may sked ng brownout...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

time to sleep... kulang pa ang tulog ko kanina dahil sa exam... wahehe...

math 17 cu1 final exam (1st0809)

I just finished checking the final exams of my math 17 class for this semester

19 out of 36 (who took the exam) PASSED

but its not the determining factor whether the student passed or failed in my class.

it's just 30% of their final grade...

some of them actually need a negative score just to pass.. haha..

now, let me go back to the exam...

too bad, the highest in my class is 90/100

whom i did not expect to be top1 in the finals... well, there are just other students who i think could get higher than that..

but NO! hehe..
the students i expected to be on top, just became careless in the exam.

they got 89, 88.5, 88... funny for me... haha...


now, the person who got the highest score in my class is the first one to submit his paper...



and also, I already finished the grades in math17cu1!!!!

here's the tally of grades:

1.00 ===== 2
1.25 ===== 5
1.50 ===== 3
1.75 ===== 2
2.00 ===== 3
2.25 ===== 3
2.50 ===== 4
2.75 ===== 3

3.00 ===== 6

4.00 ===== 4

5.00 ===== 2 (1 is due to excessive absences/stopped attending classes)

Total ........ 37

MATHEMATICAL HOROSCOPE

[just try to relate to a normal horoscope]

AREAS (Mar 21-Apr 19) Today a close friend who has let down her boundaries will have a dilemma. Though you have several axes to grind with her, you should not let this be a factor. If she can count on you, you will get closure.	E-BAR (Sep 23-Oct 22) Today you will intersect a radical from class, a tan gent of average height. He will be a cute guy, but obtuse. Help him by reading his abstract, so he can get his degree and reach his proper rank.
TORUS (Apr 20-May 20) Today you will be in your prime. A clique of friends will give you a ring and hold an enjoyable function. You will feel connected to this circle of friends, and will be the center of attention.	SCORE-PI-O (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You have reached a critical point in your life. You are on edge and have about reached your limit. This minor identity crisis has kept you in knots for some time. Seek a group of solid friends to set things right.
M and I (May 21-Jun 21) Today you will get a visit from an ex, though you won't know why. The jerk is still square, a real number, quite a character. He will feed you a line about being a pair again, and this will cause an argument, making you tensor and tensor.	SLANTED-AREAS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Today you should stay in bed and catch some Z's. Stay horizontal and sleep like a log. This complete lack of activity will mean a minimum of stress, but it is also a product of the power you have.
ANSWER (Jun 22-Jul 22) Don't commute today. If you go by plane, the floor will drop out. If your mode is by car, you will hit a field of trees in the median. Even walking on your own digits will result in a funeral plot.	CAPRI-CHORD (Dec 22-Jan 19) This period of your life will be similar to one year ago, when your life was simple and ordered. It is integral that you be careful, lest you do commit an improper error. Look for a sign, but stick to your roots.
E-O (Jul 23-Aug 22) Today life will throw you a curve. You and a loved one will diverge, and the distance will feel empty. Though you will see her less, her existence proves your perfect friendship is in a separate category. Don't let it make a difference.	A-SQUARY-PLUS (Jan 20-Feb 18) Keep an open mind today. Stop projecting and admit the magnitude of your problems for a second. If you are analytic, the origin of your exact difficulty will soon be clear, and your troubles will decrease by half.
ERGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) On the surface, today will seem like an irrational day, continuously full of problems. The constant chaos will be far from ideal. But the day will be less negative and more normal than it first appears. Stay to your regular routine and minimize variation.	PI-CEES (Feb 19-Mar 20) Today will be an odd day. You will face many complex problems, all equally frustrating. But you will maximize your joy by finding value in all of them, and it will turn out to be a fine day.

lifted from: http://www.stetson.edu/~efriedma/horoscope/

Math Purity Test

Have you ever . . .

1. Been excited about math?
2. Gotten someone else excited by math?
3. Had an exciting dream about math?
4. Manipulated a numerator?
5. Manipulated a denominator?
6. Had a hard problem set?
7. Had a long problem set?
8. Done a problem out all the way?
9. . . . on your first problem set?
10. Worked on a problem for more than an hour?
11. Worked on a problem for more than four hours?
12. Stayed up all night working on a problem set?
13. Done more than one problem set on the same night?
14. Done more than three problem sets on the same night?
15. Done a problem set alone?
16. Done a problem set in a group of three or more?
17. Done a problem set in a group of ten or more?
18. Inadvertently walked in upon people doing a problem set?
19. . . . and joined in?
20. Done a problem set with someone of the same sex?
21. Done a problem set in a horizontal position?
22. Used food doing a problem set?
23. Had an animal in the room while you were doing a problem set?
24. Done a problem set in a public place where you might be discovered?
25. Been discovered while doing a problem set?
26. Used explicit notation in your problem set?
27. Puposefully omitted important steps in your problem set?
28. Faked a problem set?
29. Padded your problem set?
30. Let someone see your finished problem set?
31. Had someone do your problem set for you?
32. Gotten in trouble because of a problem set?
33. Attacked a problem and worked on it until you were done?
34. Taken a math course?
35. . . . with prerequisites?
36. . . . at the upper level?
37. Taken two different math courses at the same time?
38. Gotten excited in class?
39. Done group work in a math class?
40. Scored perfectly on a math test?
41. Been blown away on a test?
42. Blown away your professor on a test?
43. Swallowed everything your professor gave you?
44. Cheated on a test?
45. Taken an oral exam?
46. Looked in the back of the book?
47. Double-majored?
48. Changed advisors?
49. Written a thesis?
50. Published a joint result?
51. Applied your math to a hard science?
52. Applied your math to a soft science?
53. Taught math?
54. . . . to someone under 18?
55. Used a foreign object (like a calculator) on a math problem?
56. Used a program (like Mathematica) to improve your mathematical technique?
57. Used a picture to help with the math?
58. Needed medication to help you do math?
59. Done a calculation in n-dimensional space?
60. Done an integration by parts?
61. Done two integration by parts in a single problem?
62. Done a change of bases?
63. Done a change of bases specifically in order to magnify your vector?
64. Worked through four complete bases in a single night?
65. Screamed uncontrolably because of math?
66. Tried to solve the condom problem?
67. Worked on the n-body problem?
68. Produced some original topology?
69. Multiplied 23 by 3?
70. Factored by grouping?
71. Seen a Lipshitz function?
72. Used a circumscribed circle?
73. Found the intersection of two sets?
74. Found the union of two sets?
75. Been an ordered pair?
76. Done things with the Witch of Agnesi?
77. Reached a local maximum?
78. Found a critical point?
79. Bisected an angle?
80. Used the domination test?
81. Used the chain rule?
82. Performed an improper integral?
83. Studied simple harmonic motion?
84. Studied continuous curves?
85. Taken a problem to the limit?
86. Manipulated a log?
87. Done Newton's Method?
88. Done the Method of Frobenius?
89. Used the Sandwich Theorem?
90. Done the Monte Carlo method?
91. Used Brownian Motion?
92. Functor?
93. Not used brackets when you should have?
94. Forgotten the order of operations?
95. Integrated a function over its full period?
96. Used the triangle inequality?
97. Inserted a number into an equation?
98. Calculated the residue of a pole?
99. Used a standard deviation?
100. Seen a Mobius strip?

Your percentage of math purity is the number of questions to which you answered "no".

lifted from: http://www.stetson.edu/~efriedma/puritytest.html

UPLB Loyalty Day [Schedule of Activities]

lifted from : http://www.uplb.edu.ph/announce/1316

All UPLB alumni and friends are invited to come to the 90th UPLB Loyalty Day celebration, with the theme, "UP: Excellence, Service and Leadership in the next 100 years." It will rain activities from Oct 1-24, promising a whole lot of fun for everyone!

OCT 1
UPLBAA Golf Tournament, 7 am, South Forbes

OCT 2-24
Syjuco Art Exhibit
Opening at 3 PM, Oct. 2, Sining Makiling Gallery
(M-F, 8 AM-5 PM; weekends, 9 AM-5 PM)

OCT 2-19
NUTRI-NET, 8 AM-5 PM, NCAS Auditorium

OCT 6-10
UPLB Food Trade Fair and Exhibit, SU-Baker Hall Parking Area,
8 AM- 5 PM

OCT 8
Ballet Philippines, 3 PM & 7:30 PM, DL Umali Hall

OCT 9
UPLB Open House and College-based Symposia
(Simultaneous), 8 AM-12 NN UPLB campus
International Baseball - Taiwan Team Friendship Game (c/o Dr. Navasero)
Alumni Fellowship & Awards (c/o UPLBAA)

OCT 10
Chancellor’s Breakfast Reception for Jubilarians and Alumni Awardees, 7 AM (reception to be announced)

UPLB Symposium, 9 AM-11 AM, DL Umali Hall Alumni Plaza Groundbreaking, 11 AM-12 NN

Loyalty Day Parade-Roadshow, 3 PM, Freedom Park
Launching of UPLB Centennial, 8 PM, Freedom Park
Fireworks & Open Air Fellowship, 10 PM, Freedom Park

OCT 10-19
Ang Halaman ni Inay Garden Show, 8 AM-6 PM, Seniors’ Social Garden

OCT 11
Sandayaw, 4 AM-5 PM, DL Umali Hall

read more...

VENGEANCE IS NOT OURS IT’S GOD’S

Alms, alms, alms. Spare me a piece of bread. Spare me your mercy. I am a child so young, so thin, and so ragged.

Why are you staring at me? With my eyes I cannot see but I know that you are all staring at me. Why are you whispering to one another? Why? Do you know my mother? Do you know my father? Did you know me five years ago? Yes, five years of bitterness have passed. I can still remember the vast happiness mother and I shared with each other. We were very happy indeed.

Suddenly, five loud knocks were heard on the door and a deep silence ensued. Did the cruel Nippon’s discover our peaceful home? Mother ran to Father’s side pleading. “Please, Luis, hide in the cellar, there in the cellar where they cannot find you,” I pulled my father’s arm but he did not move. It seemed as though his feet were glued to the floor.

The door went “bang” and before us five ugly beasts came barging in. “Are you Captain Luis Santos?” roared the ugliest of them all. “Yes,” said my father. “You are under arrest,” said one of the beasts. They pulled father roughly away from us. Father was not given a chance to bid us goodbye.
We followed them mile after mile. We were hungry and thirsty. We saw group of Japanese eating. Oh, how our mouths watered seeing the delicious fruits they were eating.

Then suddenly, we heard a voice call, “Consuelo. . . . Oscar. . . . Consuelo. . . . Oscar. . . . Consuelo. . . . Oscar. . . .” we ran towards the direction of the voice, but it was too late. We saw father hanging on a tree. . . . dead. Oh, it was terrible. He had been badly beaten before he died. . . . and I cried vengeance, vengeance, vengeance! Everything went black. The next thing I knew I was nursing my poor invalid mother.

One day, we heard the church bell ringing “ding-dong, ding-dong!” It was a sign for us to find a shelter in our hide-out, but I could not leave my invalid mother, I tried to show her the way to the hide-out. Suddenly, bombs started falling; airplanes were roaring overhead, canyons were firing from everywhere. “Boom, boom, boom, boom!” Mother was hit. Her legs were shattered into pieces. I took her gently in my arms and cried, “I’ll have vengeance, vengeance!” “No, Oscar. Vengeance, it’s God’s,” said mother. But I cried out vengeance. I was like a pent-up volcano. “Vengeance is mine not the Lord’s”. “No, Oscar. Vengeance is not ours, it’s God’s” these were the words from my mother before she died. Mother was dead and I was blind. Vengeance is not ours? To forgive is divine but vengeance is sweeter.

That was five years ago, five years. . . .
Alms, alms, alms. Spare me a piece of bread. Spare me your mercy. I am a child so young, so thin, and so ragged. Vengeance is not ours, it’s God’s. . . . It’s. . . . God’s. . It's...

i wont say (im in love)

[galing kay pia b.,,,, hehe... nakigaya]

The rules

1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. no cheating!


1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
if i never knew you
[hala... gudlak..]

2. How would you describe yourself?
the prayer
[waha... anu kaya un??]

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
unknown
[hahaha... yun ang nakalagay eh..]

4. How do you feel today?
because of you
[nyorks... layo men...]

10. What do you think of your best friend?
dream big
[hala... gudlak ulit]

11. What do you think of the person you like?
friday im in love
[wapaks..]

12. What is your life story?
the cup of life
[wahaha... kumonek??]

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
livin la vida loca
[waw... hebi...]

14. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
nasaan
[haha... yun lang]

15. What will you dance to at your wedding?
06 track 06
[toinkz.... ]

16. What will they play at your funeral?
no one
[hmmmm....]

17. What is your hobby/interest?
journey to the past
[waha... nakakabaliw na]

18. What is your biggest fear?
it might be you
[oh no... wahaha]

19. What is your biggest secret?
our lives
[nuknukers... anu beh...]

20. What do you think of your friends?
clumsy
[wahahha... pwede... joke!]

21. What will you post this as?
i wont say (im in love)
[hmmmmmmm... :p]

TENJEWBERRYMUDS

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand
what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has
been nominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in
the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?

Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.

Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder
on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."